Future Witness

CURRENTLY IN INVENTORY
✦ Modest Clothes - A pair of full-length black pants and a loose-fitting white turtleneck. It looks like something from an incredibly repressed futuristic society.
✦ Hero King's Garb - An outfit modeled after the Hero King Marth. Includes a tunic, leggings, cape with fastener, fingerless gloves, belt, holster, shoulder guards, and over-the-knee boots. The cape has been leant to Prompto.
✦ Bear Jerky - A package of thick, tough jerky made from bears. Smells of old boots. Received from Prompto, 7/8ths of the contents remaining.
✦ Butterfly Mask - A mask in the shape of a butterfly, perfect for obscuring your identity and gender.
✦ Peaceful Dress - A white dress with two belts, one rope and one leather. Elegent in its simplicity. Looks great with floral headphones.
✦ Body Pillow - A long rectangular pillow, perfect for hugging at night. Can even be a substitute boyfriend, if you need one.

HAPPY TO GIVE AWAY/TRADE
✦ Heating Pad - A pad that creates heat when plugged in. It has adjustable settings for maximum comfort.
✦ Wanna See a Trick? - A set of six ping pong balls. They look white under normal light, but if you turn the lights out they glow.
✦ Tiny Car - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats.
✦ Coffee - A half-pound bag of whole bean coffee. It's high-quality beans from a faraway land.
✦ Bubble Wrap - A roll of bubble wrap about two feet wide and two hundred feet long. Perfect for keeping cinnamon rolls safe from murder (just remember to leave room to breathe).
✦ Childchime Mini Cheese Wheel - A tiny wheel of cheese in a bright red wrapper. The label has a picture of a smiling cow. Had it for a snack!
✦ Whiskey - A bottle of off-brand, shitty whiskey. Given to Osomatsu as his duty as the Alcohol Police.
✦ Potato Chips - A bag of delicious greasy, salty potato chips. How can something so bad for you taste so good?
✦ Lion Heart - A high-performance prototype firearm developed exclusively for high-ranking officials. Deals more damage when HP is low. This one only shoots foam darts, though. Given to Prompto to keep safe from panicking the others.
✦ Gelatin - Instant fruit-flavored gelatin mix. Just add hot water, stir, and set in the fridge. You can even use cookie cutters to make fun shapes*! *Cookie cutters not included.
✦ Glitter Cannon Refills - Refill rounds for a glitter cannon. They'd probably break open if you threw them with enough force anyway. Given to Zombina so she can glitterize everything!
✦ One (1) Spumpkin - A odd-looking space gourd. Definitely good for carving and probably(?) edible!
✦ Energy Drank - A slender can of energy drink. The label says Crimson Ox.
✦ Hand Sanitizer - A bottle of alcohol-based hand sanitizer. It kills 99.99% of germs.
✦ Fancy Lotion - This lotion is very creamy and smooth, and includes shea butter. Smells like lemons.
✦ Weed - Weed, marijuana, pot, ganja - whatever you call it, it’ll still get you hella high.
✦ Crownsguard Fatigues - The battle garb of the Crownsguard. Designed to protect the wearer and increase their health. They're all black and custom-made for each wearer; this one includes a sleeveless jacket, a sleeveless shirt with an angular, silvery design, slim-fit pants with a subtle leopard-print pattern, and boots. Also leather wristbands, fingerless gloves, and a bandanna.
✦ Aspirin - A bottle of aspirin.