challengesfate: (i come bearing gifts!)
Princess Lucina of Ylisse ([personal profile] challengesfate) wrote2017-07-05 04:19 pm
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AIRLOCKED - INVENTORY

CURRENTLY IN INVENTORY
✦ Modest Clothes - A pair of full-length black pants and a loose-fitting white turtleneck. It looks like something from an incredibly repressed futuristic society.
✦ Hero King's Garb - An outfit modeled after the Hero King Marth. Includes a tunic, leggings, cape with fastener, fingerless gloves, belt, holster, shoulder guards, and over-the-knee boots. The cape has been leant to Prompto.
✦ Bear Jerky - A package of thick, tough jerky made from bears. Smells of old boots. Received from Prompto, 7/8ths of the contents remaining.
✦ Butterfly Mask - A mask in the shape of a butterfly, perfect for obscuring your identity and gender.
✦ Peaceful Dress - A white dress with two belts, one rope and one leather. Elegent in its simplicity. Looks great with floral headphones.
✦ Body Pillow - A long rectangular pillow, perfect for hugging at night. Can even be a substitute boyfriend, if you need one.

HAPPY TO GIVE AWAY/TRADE
✦ Heating Pad - A pad that creates heat when plugged in. It has adjustable settings for maximum comfort.
✦ Wanna See a Trick? - A set of six ping pong balls. They look white under normal light, but if you turn the lights out they glow.
✦ Tiny Car - A tiny red convertible. It's powered by pedals like a bicycle, with a steering wheel. For some reason it makes you think of old men in silly hats.
✦ Coffee - A half-pound bag of whole bean coffee. It's high-quality beans from a faraway land.
✦ Bubble Wrap - A roll of bubble wrap about two feet wide and two hundred feet long. Perfect for keeping cinnamon rolls safe from murder (just remember to leave room to breathe).
Childchime Mini Cheese Wheel - A tiny wheel of cheese in a bright red wrapper. The label has a picture of a smiling cow. Had it for a snack!
Whiskey - A bottle of off-brand, shitty whiskey. Given to Osomatsu as his duty as the Alcohol Police.
✦ Potato Chips - A bag of delicious greasy, salty potato chips. How can something so bad for you taste so good?
Lion Heart - A high-performance prototype firearm developed exclusively for high-ranking officials. Deals more damage when HP is low. This one only shoots foam darts, though. Given to Prompto to keep safe from panicking the others.
✦ Gelatin - Instant fruit-flavored gelatin mix. Just add hot water, stir, and set in the fridge. You can even use cookie cutters to make fun shapes*! *Cookie cutters not included.
Glitter Cannon Refills - Refill rounds for a glitter cannon. They'd probably break open if you threw them with enough force anyway. Given to Zombina so she can glitterize everything!
✦ One (1) Spumpkin - A odd-looking space gourd. Definitely good for carving and probably(?) edible!
✦ Energy Drank - A slender can of energy drink. The label says Crimson Ox.
✦ Hand Sanitizer - A bottle of alcohol-based hand sanitizer. It kills 99.99% of germs.
✦ Fancy Lotion - This lotion is very creamy and smooth, and includes shea butter. Smells like lemons.
✦ Weed - Weed, marijuana, pot, ganja - whatever you call it, it’ll still get you hella high.
✦ Crownsguard Fatigues - The battle garb of the Crownsguard. Designed to protect the wearer and increase their health. They're all black and custom-made for each wearer; this one includes a sleeveless jacket, a sleeveless shirt with an angular, silvery design, slim-fit pants with a subtle leopard-print pattern, and boots. Also leather wristbands, fingerless gloves, and a bandanna.
✦ Aspirin - A bottle of aspirin.

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